PAK Attack
Footprints in the Sand
by Razor on Mar.28, 2008, under PAK Attack, Rotten Studios
Another month goes by and I didnt write shit. Well, that is going to have to change. Luckily I have plenty to write about. Its warming up and I cleaned out the garage/studio to get rolling on some shoots for RottenStar.com and Alhana’s site. Will have to post pics in the future. Lets see, we also brought on board three new models for RottenStar and are excited about that. And thats about it for the small talk. Now for the dumb bitch of the week post.
Old PAK was at it again. Thursday she had to call in the police to investigate a vandalism case to her premise. Seems someone decided to play mailbox baseball and tip her trash can over at the end of her driveway. She naturally thought of me, I guess, when questioned and that means so much too me. Of course I didnt get questioned but I was told that she was having them dust for prints and wanted a camera put up. She said it to my source as if she was serious, and she probably was. Oy. Well I hate to burst your bubble, PAK, it wasnt me cause if I were to tip your trash container over, I would do the job right and roll your trailer house over. Ya’ll could use excersize so I would suggest haulin you ass down the driveway when its trash day and bring your big can out to the road and back. You see people, this is the kind of pathetic crap we deal with. Lazy, jeoleous, losers who depend on us to make their lives important. PAK, you are a funny little cunt, glad I could make your life exciting. No charge baby and I hope you get your bandits, because believe me, contrary to what you think, there are people who think you are scum around here and some of them talk to you every day. LOL.
Happy New Year
by Razor on Jan.03, 2008, under PAK Attack, Rotten Studios
2007 came and went with little fuss. Sure, there were a few hiccups and ripples in the water caused by a very select few, but thats the way of life. So what have I in store for 2008? Well, let me try to think on the fly and see what I can come up with, shall we.
Problematic people in my life will soon find out how troublesome I can be if they keep pushing my buttons. My New Years Resolution is to use idiotic and stupid people to further my goals in life and then kick their ass to the curb. Those that are of no use to me will be forgotten. Those forgotten but still feel they need to involve themselves where they are not welcome will find some very unkind troubles of their own. I will continue to update the PAK Attack here and there, cause quite frankly, it puts a smile on my face to know how bad life sucks for her. It is the sugar on my cereal. Besides, I need to tune my sadistic side a bit more for upcoming projects.
And projects we have. RottenStar.com is getting a serious overhaul and we will begin shooting again since we have slacked the last two months. Every model will have their own member page in which to help their fans find all their content on one page. Still keeping the price at $19.95/month for viewing all the girls, its just going to be more managed in presentation. SexyAlhana.com will get more of a darker feel as she is wanting to seperate her image from the same old stuff on SouthernCharms. And I will try to keep this blog going for as long as I can to entertain you till I come up with something else perverted and twisted for your viewing pleasure.
Thats about it in a nutshell. Its 2am in the fucking morning and I better get my ass to bed as I have a busy day ahead of me. Hope your New Years went peachy keen and until the next time.
R
A Mothers Holy Crusade
by Razor on Dec.08, 2007, under PAK Attack
Speaking of mothers who are pissed off, I got a bit of interesting news the other day from a friend. Seems she was chatting with this one mother who we have sent a cease and desist order against for harrassing our models and company. She is a hair brained slob bitch with hypocrisy pouring from her pie hole. She watches too much TV Talk Shows and has it under her impression that the Emily Sanders murder (aka Zoe Zane) had something to do with this young ladies secret porn identity. First off, lets get the story straight. This gal was a solo artist who started off doing solo shoots in September of 2007 and that hardly makes her a porn star living a double life. Secondly, her murder had nothing to do with her Adult Entertainment stint. Do a search on it and quit relying on TV gossip to fill your desires to make more of a tradgedy than there is.
Back to PAK, the woman who has said that she will do the time [from harrassment charges] if she saves one life from us. She has some weird ass thoughts that we are forcing models to work with us. Funny shit. I dont know anyone who wouldnt want to work with kick ass people like us for free, but we are a business and operate as such and we compensate well for our models creative time and use of their images for our projects. Heres the deal though people. It may sound as if this is a mother on a holy crusade to stop us from destroying the moral fiber of America, but such is far from the truth. She was once our photographer and we have her 2257 info and signature proving which photo sets she took of my wife and myself. She had no problems shooting me in the buff for free and even stroked my cock as a friendly gesture to keep it up. If I told you about her endeavors in the sexual realm of entertainment and fun, you would find yourself getting lost following her new found “moral compass”.
Fact is, she is pissed and jeolous we have so many close friends and she is loosing all of hers due to incompetence and high drama charge. She is probably a bit upset we are doing so well at getting people off that we now have the funds to pay others to expand our horizons in our artistic endeavors as “porn” stars. But hey, I dont feel bad if she now has an axe to grind with me. As long as PAKs thinking of me, thats all that matters. I love it that I can get into peoples head and twist the screws of insanity. Want a good story for a talk show? Lets give them some of your hidin exploits of fucking. Hell I would hire you as you are one hell of a squirter and that is pure fucking talent to be had. What do you say? I’ll make ya famous.
R