Thoughts
2009, Flashbacks, and News
by Razor on Jan.02, 2009, under Thoughts
Happy New Year. Did you notice I didnt blog for my birthday? Since I couldnt think of anything better than the nurse I blogged about the year before I decided to skip that fucker. Another year older and another year gone. Actually, 2008 was better than 2007 because Alhana and the RottenStar sites have some of the best fucking members and fans that any site could hope for. And we plan on interacting with many more of you as we bring more kinky ass content and ideas to your computers.
So I had an interesting week thus far and thought I would share it with you. I connected with an old high school flame and girlfriend I had in the late 80’s. I have to admit that I was quite suprized and still am by the emails we have exchanged. I will be honest, and she will attest to this, but growing up on the Iron Range in MN was like a year round party. We got fucked up…ALOT. I wont go into details, but my ex and I were pretty wild when in each others company and we were apart of some weird and dangerous incidents. There was many highs and lows and was an amplified high school love affair.
One of the bottom lines I want to make is from a comment she had made this week. And I think it can be set to any situation in life for any person. She said she often wondered what life would have been like if we had stayed together. Today I am a diffrent person than I was back then and in many ways I have returned to the wild side and care free atttitude I had then due to this kick ass job. I look fondly everyday on the past but instead of wondering what if, I would tell her that its much more important to wonder what the future has now that we have reconnected and move to the next exciting chapter in our lives together.
On a side note, Alhana was suprized I told her what we did for a living. As many of you know, I dont waste time trying to please peoples thoughts of moral conciousness in order for them to like me. Either your cool with what we do or I can move on and make friends with those who dont mind and are not judgemental. Besides, she has seen my naked ass long before anyone here. And I sure as fuck would not turn down a chance to kiss those lips again 20 years later. Heres to 2009.
R
Another Year, Its Cold, and I am in Love
by Razor on Dec.18, 2008, under Entertainment, Rotten Studios, Thoughts
Another years has come and gone, and from the lack of blog posts, you would think it flew by. Well, it did, sort of. Recently I have been re-arranging RottenStar.com and keeping up on Alhana’s content for her site. The pattern is set and is working well. Mondays I put up her free Video Blog, Picture of the Week, and a Non-Smoking Update. Tuesdays and Thursdays are reserved for RottenStar updates, whether they be clips or photo sets. Wednesdays are Alhana clip days and finally Friday is Alhana’s Smoking Set and Members Video Blog for the weekend. So there you have it, 5 days a week with something new going on everyday. Its down to a science now and it is boring the fucking hell out of me.
But luckily there are people to interact with. Members, fans, and other models/webmasters are a nice break and they kick ass. We cant get enough emails and its a thrill to talk to some of these crazy pervs. Great bunch…all of them. But the real entertainment I thrive for is the occasional asshole/cunt who tries to put a monkey wrench into the works. How come is it they seam to be from MN and close by? They never try to start shit with me either, always taking the alternate route of harassing one of our models or friends. Probably because my reputation as not giving a fuck precedes me and my hunger for the hunt is always out of my reach.
On to the story. Seams that a Krista Joy Seim decided to email a bunch of her former classmates pictures taken off RottenStar.com to show how fucking sexy a couple of our models are. I know that bitch was rubbing one off and although I was a bit upset that there are people that still act like she did, I was more upset that she didnt have the balls to join. Yeah, every model goes through the shit and I have heard the stories and it amazes me hypocrits have the balls to pull shit like that. And even though it doesnt really affect me, boredom sets in and I get involved, as I usually do. I will give Krista credit though, she is a fine looking chick who would look amazing bent over with a cock stuffed in her cunt…preferably mine.
And thats my story of the week. Other than its cold as hell, but we live in MN so thats not really news. So until next time….
R
YIKES!!! Can you help me find something?
by Razor on Oct.25, 2008, under Entertainment, Rotten Studios, Thoughts
Looking around I cant seem to find where I left my motivation and time to write here. Its not as if I dont have anything to write. I am just plain lazy when it comes to this. Actually I have been busy as of late. Adding pages to SexyAlhana.com and re-arranging RottenStar.com a little. Economy is hitting everyone pretty hard, so we also decided to drop the prices of our memberships. Also made some video sale more visible, which may piss some people off who have worked with us, but thats tough because this is our bread and butter. Life as an Adult Producer and Entertainer is fun when your getting paid, but its not easy at times.
Anyways, some have been asking when the Fallen site was going to be ready, and all I can say is…its tough to find paid help somedays. Wanted to get it ready by Halloween but unfortunately the models who were going to participate have sort of disappeared. We will get something rolling soon and hire on some bigger contract paying gigs for those who want them. No biggie. We will get things done…sooner or later.
And now on to what I lost. Time. Where the hell did it go? Well we are looking for some recreational fun and have a couple of friends we are going to make time for that write and keep in touch. Ash and Angie, we are ready for that time off. Ash is a real sweetheart and we have to get down to see her soon. And tomorrow I am going to write again. Any ideas? Shoot me comments and I will ponder on them.
R
Reyes Reigns the Camera
by Razor on Jul.29, 2008, under Rotten Studios, Thoughts
Its 2am and I am at a complete loss as what to write. So lets just roll with what comes to mind. And speaking of “blank” thoughts, I will tell you that the majority of the stage names you see on our sites are left to me for some unknown reason. I am not sure why, but everyone thinks I can come up with names like I put on socks. I really struggle at times, because its not as simple as some other things that come to me. Creative I can be, but when choosing a name that fits an idea I have about a model is really tough.
So our model up after Calysta, whom I really struggled hard with for a name as well, is “Reyes”. My first impression of Reyes when I opened the door for our first meeting was, “Damn girl, your tall”. And rightfully so as she stands over 6′1″ and I am only 5′10″. Not that that is of any importance, but you must understand that she is just as gorgeous if not more so than she is tall. Add the fact that she is super talkative and has the charisma that would brighten any room, and you have star power. When I die, I want Reyes at my funeral to be sure everyone is having a good fucking time.
Alright, so the shoots went great and she is a blast to photograph. But, no idea of what to go by in terms of a name. Fuck. Ok, no problem. It took me two to three days and I just couldnt come up with a name that would justify her stature. I looked online through baby names and meanings and came up with zilch. During this whole process I kept returning to a name from a girl I had known and adored in school. RaShell was just as charismatic and an absolute doll that I totally fell for in middle school. Reyes had the same qualities that kept bringing me back to that one name. In the end I didnt really want to use RaShell because it sort of holds a special spot in my heart of the past. So my next best bet was to think of a name that would work well if my friend of old had a sister or a twin….and it came like lightning. Reyes and RaShell and thus how it came to be. Sometimes the hardest creativity is only a memory away if I put a little bit of my heart into it.
Reyes, you rock and thus far have shined beyond our expectations and are a most wonderfull friend. Tommorow, I will present our third model in the “New RottenStar Generation”.
R

Lazy Ass Me
by Razor on May.02, 2008, under Rotten Studios, Thoughts
You got it. I have tons to say but too fucking lazy to write it down. But you know what? Now I have no choice but to write something every freaking day until this FreakDaddys contest is over showing the ass I have attached to me. It in itself is not lazy, but you get my point. So if you happen to run across an ass that looks like the one below and there is a little spot to select it as your favorite….do it. Vote for my ass. And look to tomorrow for an actual post on this great and wonderful place in which wonderous things can be said…but havent. Someone needs to kick the ass pictured below to keep on this. So in All American fashion, technically I could blame you. Let me sleep on it.
R

Fuck Like A Beast
by Razor on Feb.14, 2008, under Entertainment, Thoughts
Its February 14th and that means its Valentines Day. It also means I havent written a fucking thing on these pages for over a month. I need a list of things to write about and would be happy to take requests. Just dont make it stupid shit like whats my favorite color or who was the best lay on camera. And now on to our week in review for all you lovers out there.
Friday night, Alhana and I went to see Marilyn Manson at the Myth in St Paul and it was a kick ass fucking time. Alhana was hesitant at first to go, although she loves the music, she was a bit on edge hoping it wasnt too crazy on the sadistic side. Yeah, well back to that in a moment. Standing outside in the longest line I have ever stood in, with 20 degree weather sucked ass. Luckily I was numb when I got to the door cause I think the guy patting me down liked it and I could have cared less cause I couldnt feel my legs. Anywho, concert was mild to what I had hoped for and I even had the pleasure of offering my knee to a girl who ground her vagina on it to orgasm. A bit odd, but thats why life is so much fucking fun to wake up to every day.
Back to expectations. Alhana had thoughts of bible banging protesters at the door and lots of weirdness. Neither happened to my disappointment as I love to crush the Jesus loving freaks into a pile of babbling jelly. But to be honest, MM isnt doing anything that begs more controversy than those before him. There have been some strange mother fuckers who kicked ass and drew as much media attention as MM. Likewise, there will be more of the same in the future. Counting some notables, we had NIN, Linkin Park, Motley Crew, Ozzy, Judas Priest, David Bowie, Alice Cooper and WASP to name a few. And heres the deal, the hype will always be bigger than the actual realities of the shows. Thats just good marketing via media who propels the rebellious beyond heights that most folks would not like to see.
So there you have my month late blog entry. Hope you had a kick ass day and are getting some, either from another person or hiding in your moms closet rubbing your feel goodies. We Are Sexual Perverts when it comes right down to it, red kicks ass, and I have yet to find that woman who Fucks Like a Beast. But the leader up till now is
R
Happy Fucking Birthday to ME
by Razor on Dec.06, 2007, under Thoughts
36 years ago on this date I came into the world with out any glorious words of wisdom, without recognition from the human race that I was here, and certainly without any idea that perhaps I should have had people celebrating my entrance into this crazy ass place called life. I guess I should be thankfull to the nurse who slapped my ass and at this point in time, if she needed the urge, I would slap hers hoping that she is kinky as fuck and not in a nursing home. Doing the math in my head, I could persume she is senial or probably dead. Bummer on both counts.
Anyways, not to get off track on some old broad who probably started me on my path of sexual indulgance of creating erotic images with a slap on my ass. Hey, I could be right in that theory as I hear it in the papers all the time. Some lame ass fuck blames sexual represive thoughts of the past for some ass backwards actions he/she is facing consequences for today. But thats all for another post later on. What I am here to do today is to make my presence known and that my sole goal in life on this very page, is to make people shake their heads in disbelief. Entertainment and good reading for those close to us, our peers in the “porn” industry, the fans and members who keep it up and wet for us, but a real eyesore to the rest of the fucks we deal with on a day to day basis who think their shit dont stink.
And now its time to enjoy my birthday and ponder my next topic of interest to post here. Possibly while I am getting a blowjob from one of our models who is now half my age (18 for you mathematically inept folks from our surrounding community). Hey, dont worry, Alhana will be there video taping it for all you pervs. Either way you look at it, I am pissing someone off already, and its probably one of the mothers of this lucky 18 year old porn to be star. Aint no biggie though and it certainly isnt news worthy to me. Now when I am 72 years old and I come to tell you I just fucked a chick a quarter of my age, that will be news worthy. I will be sure to slap her ass as a tribute to my first ass slap I received 36 years ago this fine December day.
R